Yes, fairly new. I’m Edie, I like to think I’m a fashionista.
Cool, cool. I’d be a fashionista if I had a fashion sense. I don’t really have any sense at all really. So where ya from?
OH YAY! THAT’S GOOD!!! Not good that they kept you out of the city. Glad you’re back. Oh my God, I am NOT pregnant!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO FLEW TO ENGLAND JUST TO ASK ME TO COME BACK TO NEW YORK AND BE WITH HIM!
OMG YOU HAVE WHAT AND WHAT WHO DID WHAT? GURLL DA FACK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING??
OMG IS IT THAT OLD GUY? CONGRATS ON THE SEX!
That’d be you, honey.
Nah…..not really. Kidding, kidding. Thanks, I got fab genes. You new here? Soy Carmen! Hey gurl hey!
CARMEN I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!! Also, I missed you!
MY COUSIN GOT GAY MARRIED SO I WAS IN CALI AND THEN THEY WOULDN’T LET ME BACK IN THE CITY BUT I IS BACK NOW. WHAT IS THIS NEWS, OH FAIR ONE? OMG are you pregnant???
Fer realz? Who?
YO BABY YO BABY YO! WHAT IT DO, AUBBY?